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'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'
"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
Tags:grenade launcher, grenade launchers, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gun law, gun control, weapon, weapons, class clown, class clowns, bad behaviour, behaving badly, teacher, teachers, bad kid, bad kids, naughty kid, naughty kids, under react, under reaction, under reactions, telling off, told off, misbehave, misbehaving, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Still, I hope you won't give up barking entirely."
Tags:dog, dogs, gun, guns, gun law, gun laws, pet dog, pet dogs, firearm, firearms, bark, barking, dogs barking, dog barking, gun control, second amendment, 2nd amendment, right to bear arms, republican, republicans, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, arms store, arms stores, gun dealer, gun dealers, arms dealer, arms dealers, gun possession, self protection
"Can you folks handle firearms?"
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel, travels, traveller, travellers, travelling, agency, agencies, travel agency, travel agencies, firearm, firearms, handle, handles, handling, destination, destinations, holiday destination, holiday destinations, dangerous, gun, guns, gun law, gun laws, experience, experienced, personal protection, protect, protects, protecting
"How very exciting! I have never before met a Second Amendment lawyer."
People have guns to protect themselves from people who have guns to protect themselves...
The right to bear farms
"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"
"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."
Tags:militia, militias, nerves, nervous, nervousness, 2nd amendment, second amendment, businessman, businessmen, guns, violence, constitutional rights, american constitution, us constitution, u.s. constitution, gun, guns, gun debate, gun debates, gun controls, gun law, gun laws, bullet, bullets, mankoff
"How much ground do you want to stand?"
Tags:gun, guns, gun law, shoot, shooting, rifle, rifles, automatic, automatic rifles, semi-automatic, stand your ground, state, stand your ground state, aggressive, defense, defence, stand your ground law, stand-your-ground, law, laws, travyon martin, george zimmerman, offense, attack, attacking, overkill, over the top, ott, sarcasm, regulation, regulations, gun regulations
"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."
"Darling! Just what I wanted."
"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"
Tags:distraction, distractions, distracting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, redneck, rednecks, white trash, gun enthusiast, gun enthusiasts, gun, guns, violent, violence, gun control, right to bear arms, second amendment, deep south, bible belt, gun law, gun laws
"it was an impulse purchase."
Tags:impulse purchase, impulse purchases, impulse buy, impulse buys, consumerism, consumer, consumers, mistake, mistakes, gun law, gun laws, texas, texan, texans, gun control, 2nd amendment, second amendments, the second amendment, the 2nd amendment, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, right to bear arms, availability
"Oh boy! I'm an American!"
Tags:gun, guns, gun crime, gun crimes, gun law, gun control, gun controls, gun laws, mobile, mobiles, cot, cots, cott, cotts, baby, babies, nationality, nationalities, american identity, second amendment, 2nd amendment, national stereotype, american stereotype, american stereotypes, us constitution, american constitution
"Um, is this a good time to bring up sensible gun restrictions?"
"He's pro-gun, but I like his stance on migration."
Tags:migrant, migrants, migration, immigration policy, immigration policies, bird, birds, gun law, gun laws, gun control, gun controls, gun debate, gun lobby, gun lobbyist, gun lobbyists, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, blood-sport, blood-sports, political candidate, political candidates, politician, politicians
"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man, gun law, gun laws, texas, texan, texans, gun control, 2nd amendment, second amendments, the second amendment, the 2nd amendment, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, right to bear arms, rock, rocks, pet rock, pet rocks
Caution: Armed Student Driver
Tags:bumper sticker, bumper stickers, driver, drivers, driving, student, students, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gun control, gun law, gun laws, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, boy racer, boy racers, teen, teens, teenager, warning sign, warning signs, caution
Shooting at the Moon
Tags:howl, howling, howling dog, howling dogs, wolf, wolves, howling wolf, howling wolves, gun, guns, gun law, gun laws, gun control, second amendment, the second amendments, moon, the moon, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, firearms regulation, aggression, domesticated, domestication, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend
"I guess it's safe now to pry the gun from his cold, dead hands."
"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."
"I'll need to see some I.D. for the Claritin."
Tags:id, i.d., age restriction, age restrictions, gun law, gun control, second amendment, 2nd amendment, gun laws, medicine, medication, age restrict product, age restricted products, painkiller, painkillers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, contradiction, contradictions, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"But I digress."
Tags:pistol, pistols, gun crime, gun crimes, gun law, gun laws, gun control, gun controls, shooting, shootings, gun violence, threat, threats, threatening, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation, intimidations, digression, digressions, digressing, boardroom, boardrooms, office politics, corporate culture, bully, bullies, meeting, meetings, madmen, madman, mad men, mad man, executive, executives, power