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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'
"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"
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'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
A bookshelf in a lawyer's office.
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"This is the perfect choice for whatever you're perpetrating."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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'Ms. Jones, bring me everything we have on reading between the lines of an IPO filing.'
"We were meant to obey the spirit of the injunction against adultery, not follow it blindly to the letter."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, bending the law, corrupt, corruption, breaking the law, the letter of the law, loophole, loopholes, dishonest, dishonesty, misinform, misinformation
Two prisoners talking. 'Laws are a lot like women. You can't please 'em all the time.'
"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."
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'Hold on, Peterson, let me just run this by legal.'
'Do away with all the tax loopholes you want, but don't mess with my entitlements!'
"I lost it in a legal minefield."
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'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'
'Well Gentlemen...One down, one to go.'
All profits go directly to charity
'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'
'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'
'What's happened to us, Harlow? We use to be in favor of taxing the rich to help the poor.'
"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."
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'Oops, my mistake...Carry on, sir.'
"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."
"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."
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