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"This disaster relief bill better not be another joke about my haircut."
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"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
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"Your cholesterol and blood pressure are a little high. Your button is kind of small, but it's not bad for a seventy-one year old man."
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"I'm here with my two best redactors."
"Stand up, Honey. The president's on. Your committing treason."
"Lemme just try it on for a second."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
"They offered my the part, but the guy was too sleazy."
They Saved Trump's Brain!
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The Patience of the American People is at an End.
"Sure, it's been forty-four days since our last press briefing. . . But honestly, it's because there's just not much to talk about."
"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."
Moscow Mitch Meets Massacre Mitch
Infrastructure Blocked by Troll
Florida Man Strikes Again
Trump and US Flag
"Is there a yearly cap on writing off abortions?"
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Breaking: Dalai Lama says Trump lacks 'moral principle' and questions his emotional health.
How Donald Trump Lost One Billion Dollars, The Simple Explanation: