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Flogged Horse: 'Come on!. . . You stupid mule of a thing...'
'....and will somebody get this wombat a peacemaker...and some naughty stickers.'
Political Standards 2012...How low did your lot go?
"We input the relevant information and the computer outputs the perfect policy."
"Remember the good old days when we had a carbon tax and could afford electricity?"
"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"
"NBN-Not bloody neutral!"
Robert Doyle's idea of getting up close and personal with the possum population.
"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."
Late 18th century French Republic debate
"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."
"Must be question time again."
"Dear Sir, I would like to express my total support for the Liberal Parties' very humane treatment of asylum seekers..."
"No... just another hole the government is digging for its self. "
Spot the difference
"Why is it, every independent report is written by people who are biased against us?"
The Fraser Legacy
Mary is an optimist. Every morning she would wake up hoping this will be the day when Tony Abbott would not say something embarrassing.
"We've got it all covered...the cricket, the tennis, the soccer and the other one is for Team Australia."
"Now the same-sex-marriage vote is done and dusted....what's your position on some-sex-marriage?"
If you put lipstick on a pig it is still a pig.