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Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.
'Funny, every November, she always seems to find herself an overweight boyfriend with life insurance.'
£"First they murder your whole family, then they start singing peace on Earth..."
"Do you remember when Christmas was all about the family getting together and shouting at each other!"
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A saved Christmas turkey
"I know it's a challenge but it needs your input...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!"
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Eat beef this Christmas!
"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"
"I gotta tell ya, right about now, I am not feeling particularly thankful!"
To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.
"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."
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The End is Near.
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"It doesn't seem fair! You don't see them eating reindeer at Christmas ... "
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'So you got the pear tree huh?. . . you can bet they've got big plans for a bird with this kinda plumage!'
"That reminds me...whatever happened to your Uncle Ralph?"
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"Hang on a minute, there's three of us and one turkey. How come we've got a leg each?"
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"Venison... why do you ask?"
'The holiday season always stresses me out, big time.'
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'Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fit.' (weight reduction kit).
'Gee, I hate the obituaries section after Christmas...'
'Go to the butcher and have him send the large goose which has enough cholesterol to do them all in,to the Cratchits.'
All new holiday season hard wear.
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