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Execution Fairground Attraction
"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
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"And now let's welcome, for the first and last time . . ."
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"Stop catching the bullets!"
"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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"My loyal opposition wasn't loyal enough."
"To make it look like an accident."
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"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
Tags:snl, comedian, comedians, comedy show, comedy shows, donald trump, president trump, comedy sketch, comedy sketches, trump administration, us politics, american politics, guillotine, guillotines, execution, executions, dictator, dictators, tyranny, tyrant, tyrants, free speech, free press, independent press
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
'Before you're released, would you mind taking our exit survey?'
"Now that we've got your head back on, let's move to the next bit of business."
Tags:gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, execution, executions, executed, leader, leaders, coup, coups, revolution, revolutions, businesslike, business-like, efficient, efficiency
'The bad news is you're to be executed at dawn. The good news is your executioner is not a morning person.'
"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages
"I can't belive that I'm late for my own execution."
Tags:new york, ny, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driver, drivers, driving, traffic, traffic jam, gridlock, bumper-to-bumper, congestion, stuck in traffic, stuck, trapped, unable to move, rush hour, late, tardy, tardiness, lateness, death, execution, executions, capital punishment, death penalty, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, blindfold, blindfolds, blindfolded, transportation
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"Don't believe them when they say they want topical material."
Tags:censor, censors, censorship, censoring, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, court, royal court, royal courts, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, queen, queens, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, joke, jokes, topical material, arrest, arrests, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, free speech, oppression, oppressed, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants
"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, foreman, foreman, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, executions, bad sign, bad signs, lie, lies, lying, truth, honest, honesty, orchestra, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, conductor, conductors, conducting, musician, musicians, composer, composers, frederic chopin, chopin, piano sonata no. 2, funeral march
"OK, now—this time for real!"
Tags:false start, false starts, miss, misses, missing, firing squad, firing squads, death penalty, capital punishment, death row, execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, scare to death, scares to death, scaring to death, target, targets, targeting, targeted
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
Tags:green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings
"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."
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"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrator, administrators, schedule, schedules, agenda, agendas, death penalty, the death penalty, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, death row, on death row, death row inmate, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, inmate, inmates, full schedule, full schedules, death sentence, the death sentence, execution, executions, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
'great news Your Majesty! The Kennel Club is thinking of naming a spaniel after you!!'
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
Tags:wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart aleks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants
"Any moment now, Sire, they'll get outrage fatigue."