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Pay me or I'll vote for Nader
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"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."
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"I told you never to call me at this number."
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"I just wanted to call you after the synagogue shooting to let you know your community has my support."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president, trump, gun, guns, gun violence, mass shooting, mass shootings, synagogue shooting, antisemitic violence, antisemitic, antisemitism, nra, national rifle association, gun lobby, gun lobbies, gun control, gun laws, embezzle, embezzling, political corruption
"You forgot the launch codes."
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"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."
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Assorted Toppings The Headgear collection of George Bush
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"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"
"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"
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Bring your daughter to work day
"What do you mean, 'When did I have the time to have an affair??!' I MADE the time!"
Tags:affair, affairs, politician, politicians, scandal, scandals, press conference, press conferences, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, unfaithfulness, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad husband, bad husbands, spouse, spouses, president, presidents, presidential, white house, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, alpha, alpha males, sleaze, sleazy, sleazebag, sleazebags, scumbag, scumbags
"I'm reserving my spot for Hillary's inauguration."
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'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'
"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
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Government In Exile
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"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."
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'Attention, everyone. Our CEO will be touring the department in ten minutes. Please take the 'Change is Good' placards out of your lower desk drawers, dust them off, and hang them in a prominent place. Thank you!'
"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
Tags:military, general, generals, armed forces, war, wars, battle, battles, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, military spending, military budget, defense, defence, defense budget, defence budget, usa, united states, america, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents
"I think we may be witnessing a defining moment in his presidency."
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"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
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Ho Chi Minh
"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."
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"It's not you, Grover. It's me."
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