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'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
King Henry VII
"I'm sorry, Richard, but you've failed to provide me with a male heir."
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"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
"Tell me again, Dad, how you started in the mailroom."
"On your head, sire."
Tags:crown, crowns, blooper, bloopers, dresser, dressers, king, kings, kingship, royal robe, royal robes, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royalty, royal, royals, royal family, servant, servants, valet, valets, belt, belts, royal insignia, belt, belts, mistake, mistakes, fashion disaster, fashion mistake, fashion disasters
"This is Edward the Great. I don't know any Edward the Weenie."
"Thanks, but I still want a dollar."
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"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."
Tags:addiction, addictions, addict, addicts, tabloid, tabloids, charles, prince charles, diana, princess diana, bad habit, bad habits, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, gender divide, gender stereotype, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, smoker, smokers, smoking, charles and di, charles and diana, busybody, busybodies, gossip, gossips, gossip rag, gossip rags, royal, royals, royal family, royal families
"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."
Tags:king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, title, titles, moniker, monikers, royal title, royal titles, telephone call, telephone calls, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, phone line, munificent, bountiful, generous, generosity, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, international diplomacy
"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."
Tags:king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, traitor, traitors, punishments, capital punishment, death sentence, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants, dictatorship, dictatorships, dictator, dictators, retirement, retirements, retirement plan, retirement plans, court, courts, crown prince, royal court, royal courts
"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
Tags:king, kings, royalty, royalties, royals, royal, royal family, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, ruler, rulers, power, powerful, patriarchy, patriarchies, paternal, father, fathers, prince, princes, ruler, rulers, oppression, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, train, training, protege, proteges, corrupt, corruption, corrupt leaders, corrupt leader, corrupt leadership, feudalism, feudalist, nobility, noble, nobles, serf, serfs, peasants, peasant, serfdom, peasantry, fear, fearful, afraid, subjugate, subjugation, oppressiveness, tyranny, tyrannical, tyrant, tyrants, class divide, class divides, upperclass, upper-classes, upper-class, upstairs downstairs, servant, servants
'And in the next part of the ceremony you will swear allegiance to the Queen.'
A king waits at a bus stop.
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"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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Royal Wedding and the Austerity Programme
"Remember, Dorkins - 'the King of Mansylvania can do no wrong!'"
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, royal families, royal privilege, royal privileges, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, guard, guards, royal guard, royal guards, exploitative, love life, love-life, mistresses, royal prerogative, royal prerogatives, royal mistress, royal mistresses
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
Tags:crowns, royalty, aspiration, aspirations, royal, royals, royal family, royal families, dress the part, dresses the part, dressing the part, faker, fakers, faking, poseur, poseurs, poser, posers, hat check, hat checks, formal dinner, formal dinners, pretender, pretenders, fake it, faking it, fake it till you make it, diamond, diamonds, tacky, fleurs-de-lis, crown, crowns, tiara, tiaras, king, kings, mankoff
"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."
1952-2012: 60 Glorious Years.