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"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"
"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
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"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."
The Patience of the American People is at an End.
"Everybody's somebody's contra."
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"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
'As I see it, we have three options: be part of the problem, part of the cover up, or part of the wikileakers.'
The Letter E
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General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify
"I think they should appoint a special prosecutor to see how we got into this mess."
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"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."
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'Another scandal, and it could affect our popularity with the American public.'
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"If I don't make it out of here alive, please send my sweetheart this picture of my crotch."
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"Sorry we're late, but Kenneth Starr subpoenaed our regular babysitter."
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"Where my travel expenses come from is none of your business!"
"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."
"Effective immediately, I will be stepping down. Then back up. Then down."
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"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling..."
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"I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying."
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"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"
'Regular or not, sir, you can't claim this as your second home.'