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"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
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"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"
All the President's Snowmen
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"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."
The Patience of the American People is at an End.
"Hmm... Better look into those Clintons."
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"Everybody's somebody's contra."
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"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
'As I see it, we have three options: be part of the problem, part of the cover up, or part of the wikileakers.'
"The mark of true leadership is knowing when to resign in disgrace."
The Letter E
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General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify
"I think they should appoint a special prosecutor to see how we got into this mess."
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"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."
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'Another scandal, and it could affect our popularity with the American public.'
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"If I don't make it out of here alive, please send my sweetheart this picture of my crotch."
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Meeting of the Impeached Presidents' Wives Club
"Sorry we're late, but Kenneth Starr subpoenaed our regular babysitter."
"Where my travel expenses come from is none of your business!"
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"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."
Who will where it best?
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"Effective immediately, I will be stepping down. Then back up. Then down."
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