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"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."
"My client would like 75 other offences taken into consideration for his Guinness Book of Records attempt."
"It's the only suit I own, but I'm wearing clean underwear!"
'As the trial is not as juicy as we thought it might be, one of our jurors requests permission to knit.'
'There must be some confusion-I asked for a 'fingerprints' expert.'
'Oh yeah, focus on the negative, why don't you?'
CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'
'It's risky, but we're going to try the old, nothing-really-matters-in-the-big-scheme-of-things-anyway, defense.'
"You would say that,would'nt you?"
"You're lucky to have your case tried by Judge Hemingway. He's known for his short snappy sentences."