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A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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Two walkers look on, bewildered, as badgers arm themselves against the cull.
Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.
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If Jesus had been armed.
"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."
"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."
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'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'
"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
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'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'
The smoking Gun
"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
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'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'
"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."
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'Comfort blankets are good, but I feel a lot more secure packing one of these.'
'It's not business, it's just personal.'
"We have no choice but to resort to war kitties- may God have mercy on our souls."
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"What ever happened to 'Never go to bed angry'?"
Tags:angry, anger, bed, sleep, couple, couples, married couple, shotgun, shotguns, guns, gun, gun violence, gun control, balaclava, balaclavas, vigilante, masked vigilante, masked criminal, masked intruder, masked gunman, crime, robbery, bank robbery, bank robber, armed robbery, armed robber, armed, common phrase, common phrases, popular sayings, idiom, idioms, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, quarrel, quarrels, quarrelling, bicker, bickers, bickering, domestics, marital spats, siege mentality, anger issue, anger issues
'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'
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A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?
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'Hey, I said no large bills.'
"Make rain, not war."
Tags:watering cans, watering can, tanks, war, wars, tank, peace movement, peace movements, nurturer, nurturers, carer, carers, plants, plant life, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, nurture, nurturing, caring, care, plant, nature, nurturing, tree, soldier, army, armed, forces, beat, swords, ploughshares, plowshares, stewardship, drought, growth
'Say the magic word.'
"Do you have an account with us, Mr. Holdup?"