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"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."
'Hey...pull my finger.'
"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
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'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'
"At least we have great fumes to run on!"
"Please try not to associate me with Trump!"
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"Despite what mayor Bloomberg says I think the evidence is still patchy on the subject of climate change."
Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year
"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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"Trump says this is the calm before the storm."
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"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
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"When we're right, we're right."
"Our wind corridor is second to none."
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Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?
Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.
"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"
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"My goodness! It's a check from George Bush for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars to fix the screen door."
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"To get people's attention we're naming climate events after horror movies."
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The Weather Channel could not find a single tropical storm anywhere: "That's scary!"
"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"
Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes
"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"
"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
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"On second though, let's head downtown."
'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'