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"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'
Tags:surgeon, surgery, surgeons, nurse, game, games, gaming, match, matches, matching, score, see the score, scores, scored, scoring, inflamed gallbladder, gallbladder, gallbladders, watching the game, the game, watch, watching, watches, put the game on, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Men's book clubs.
Tags:book, books, book club, book clubs, novel, novels, read, reading, reads, reader, readers, no sweat, watch, watching, watched, watches, watch the game, game, games, gaming, gamed, gamer, gamers, the game, football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball game, baseball gamesclose to home
'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'
His infatuation turned to obsession, he would watch her at work... He would follow her home... Yes, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
Tags:lamb, lambs, sheep, follow, follows, followed, stalk, stalker, stalks, stalked, stalking, car, cars, auto, autos, infatuation, adoration, admiration, obsession, obsessed, hang around, harass, binoculars, spying, spy, look, looking, looked, window, windows, watch, watching, watched, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'
'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
Man is dumber because of his smartwatch.
"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, slacking off, slacking, watch, watching, on the clock, on the job, television, show, shows, online
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'
'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'
'What'd I miss?'
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Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
Tags:savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads
'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
Tags:technology, modern life, modern technology, electronics, electronic device, electronic devices, tracker, trackers, activity tracker, activity trackers, watch, watches, health tracker, health trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, activity band, activity bands, smart watch, smart watches, wearable, wearable technology, fashion, popular, trend, trends, trendy, track, tracks, tracking, personal data, personal privacy, invasion of privacy, salesmen, salesman, hacks, hacking, hacker, hackers, data tracking, loss of privacy, data, data collection, data gathering, big brother
A king watches a man walk a dog.
Another failed fish hypnotism.
'Attendance at our track meets is way up.'
Tags:attendance, attend, attending, attends, attendee, attendees, track meet, track meets, run, running, runner, runners, run, runs, ran, track, tracks, fire, fires, burn, burns, burned, burning, burner, burners, flame, flames, element of risk, watch, watching, watcher, entertaining, in the bleachers
"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."