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"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"
Tags:divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separating, split, splitting, his and hers, his, hers, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationships issues, relationships problems, married life, marriage, moving, move, moving house, moving day, moving truck, moving trucks, moving van, moving van, moving company, moving companies, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, van, vans, furniture, mover, movers, possession, possessions, genders, male, men, man, woman, women, home, house, marital home, marital homes
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, ageing, aging, debt, in debt, paper anniversary, first year of marriage, anniversary, anniversaries, gift, gifts, present, presents, national debt
"I'll give you an inch."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, sayings, saying, expression, expressions, conversation, conversations, discussion, discussions, arguments, argue, arguing, dispute, disputes, give them and inch and they will take a mile, inches, miles, measurement
(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)
A woman glides down a water slide
Tags:bill, clinton, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, underwear, pants, boxers, boxer briefs, undergarments, shorts, attraction, attractive, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'
Tags:prom, proms, dance, dances, dress, dresses, prom dress, prom dresses, clothes, clothing, fashion, style, trend, trends, trendy, lampshade, lampshade, lamp, lamps, womenswear, women's clothing, women's clothes, furniture, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, decorating, recycling, recycle, reuse, reusing, teen, teens, teenager, high school, woman, women
A doctor runs away from a cellphone
"She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking frog, talking frogs, frog, frogs, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, lilypad, lilypads, lily pad, lily pads, pad, pads, menstruation, menstrual cycle, period, periods, female reproductive system, bleeding, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene products, maxi pad, maxi pads, sanitary towels, sanitary towel, sanitary napkins, menstrual bleeding, menses, women, woman, females
"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."
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"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."
"I know I promised to be faithful but I hadn't counted on the 'El Nino' effect."
Tags:weather, weather pattern, weather patterns, relationship, relationships, ocean, oceans, marriage, married, husband, husbands, el nino, el niño southern oscillation, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, couple, couples, excuse, excuses, men, man, woman, women, adulterer, adulterers
"You know, when I get over my thing for bad boys, Chip, you're going to be one of the first to know."
"We get this place renamed the 'men-only prison,' and women will be demanding admission."
Tags:men's prison, men's prisons, male only prison, male only prisons, left out, feeling left out, persuasive, persuasion, persuade, jealous, jealousy, prisoner, prisoners, prison, jail, locked up, locked away, imprison, imprisoned, imprisonment, crimes, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, cellmate, cellmates, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, men, man, woman, women
"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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"I've never forgiven him for that thing I made up in my head."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, woman, women, females, stereotype, stereotypes, made up, imaginary, imagination, imagined, imagined slight, imagined offence, imagined offense, forgive, forgiveness, holding a grudge, bitter, resentment, spiteful, gossip, gossiping
Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?
"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"
"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."
"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"
"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
Tags:leaving for work, going to work, getting dressed, getting ready, morning, mornings, fashion, style, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, woman, women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, female empowerment, working woman, working women, househusband, househusbands, job, jobs, work, working, career, careers, business, breadwinner, breadwinners, modern life, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, businessman, businessmen