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'I'll never date another apostrophe... the last one was too possessive.'
'I'm sorry Roger, it's not you, it's the way you move, it's just so bizarre.'
'It's not us, Louis. It's our medications that don't interact well together.'
'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'
"Sorry, Barrington, but you've failed to live up to the glib promise of your early chapters."
It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.
'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'
"Just don't come crawling back to me when I start becoming visible."
'I'm dumping you, Howard. Since you love cars, I'll explain why in a way you'll understand - you're a Ford Pinto, I'm looking for a Ferrari.'
'So I asked him, 'what did she have that I didn't have?' and he said, 'The union.'
'This isn't going to work out... it's not me... it's you. Oh, before you go, can I get you to stamp my frequent deadbeat boyfriend card?'
"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."
"Certainly I love you, Gayle, but I'm able to compartmentalize."
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Feeling guilty about breaking up with Susan after just two dates, Brad made things easier by wearing his Hideous Back Hair Toupee to the beach.'
'You'll love me no matter what? Great! I'm going to marry Justin.'
'I told him to eat my dust.'
'I'm seeing someone else.'
"Honestly, Baldo...the magical spark between boyfriend and girlfriend...it's just not there for us."
Speed dumpingSpeed dating.
Nobody dumps her and gets away with it.
'I said I didn't want to see you anymore. Gawd, you're as bad as the others.'
I'm sorry, I hope we can still be friends... I'm so glad you gave me another chance!
Me and Ian...we've split up. Yes! Thank you God! Oh no, that's awful...