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"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."
Tags:dessert, desserts, conservation, conversations, bore, bores, boring, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, eavesdropper, eavesdroppers, listen in, listens in, listening in, spy, spies, spying, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house team, couple, couples, turn tables, turning tables, chat, chats, chatting, chatter, small talk, make small talk, making small talk, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating
"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."
"Your faucet is running."
Tags:idle thought, idle thoughts, mind, wander, wanders, wandering, pay attention, paying attention, faucet, leak, leaks, leaky, brain, brains, mental image, mental images, chitchat, chit-chat, chat, chats, chatting, ignore, ignores, ignoring, drip, drips, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, thoughtless, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, dinner date, dinner dates
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"
"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
Tags:partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating
"Not now, Rod. I'm missing the product placement."
"You're awfully quiet tonight."
Tags:date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, date night, date nights, relationship, relationships, medusa, stone, turned to stone, stoney silence, stoney, silence, silent, quiet, non-communicative, bad date, bad dates, dating fail, dating fails, myth, myths, ancient myth, ancient myths, greek mythology, gorgon, gorgons
The Story of Oh
"But enough about me, Lauren, let's not talk anymore."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, self-centred, self-centered, arrogant, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, vain, self-absorbed, ego, egocentric, egotistical, egomaniac, egomaniacs, self-interested
"Please, Todd. You always pick up the check. Let's Bolt."
"Could you repeat what you just said? I was on another planet."
Tags:repeat, reapting, not listening, not paying attention, on another planet, miles, away, mind wandered, concentration, lack of concentration, not concentrating, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, talking, talk, talks, relationship, relationships, bad listener, bad listeners, good listener, good listeners
"You're a latitude-and-longitude person, which will be helpful to you, I'm sure, in 1992."
Tags:date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, dating disaster, dating disasters, small talk, small-talk, map, maps, latitude, longitude, coordinates, coordinate, geographical coordinates, geographical coordinate system, gps, sat nav, technology, obsolete knowledge, obsolete skill, obsolete skills, obsolete technology, belittle, belittling, snide comment, snide comments, snipes, snipe
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, hazardous, dangerous, risky, report, reports, reporting, food poisoning, hygiene, unhygienic, food-borne illness, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, health inspections, decontamination suit, decontamination suits, hazardous materials suit, hazardous materials suits, public health, public health and safety, medical, medicine, centers for disease control and prevention, cdc, c.d.c., bad date, bad dates, date, dates, couple, couples
"You had me at hell..."
"You owe me five bucks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, marriage, marriages, married life, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, k.o., ko, knockout, out cold, unconscious, knocked out, tip, tips, rescued, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful
"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
Tags:dinner and a movie, dinner date, dinner dates, bad food, italian food, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, italian, eat out, eats out, eating out, standard, unexciting, bore, bores, boring, unexceptional, unremarkable, letdown, letdowns
"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."
Tags:wetland, wetlands, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, duck, ducks, passion, passions, date, dates, conservationist, conservationists, wildlife, natural habitat, natural habitats, bad date, bad dates, incompatible, first date, first dates, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, wildfowl
"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."
"Your ordering in French would have been more romantic if you didn't have to read it off your phone."
"I drink scotch and smoke Cubans because I'm a young Turk."
"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
Tags:superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes
"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"
Tags:couple, couples, date, dates, first date, first date, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, cat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, nothing in common, bad date, bad dates, unemployed, unemployment, recession, the recession, unemployment levels, mass unemployment, thing in common, relate, relating