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"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."
Tags:dessert, desserts, conservation, conversations, bore, bores, boring, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, eavesdropper, eavesdroppers, listen in, listens in, listening in, spy, spies, spying, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house team, couple, couples, turn tables, turning tables, chat, chats, chatting, chatter, small talk, make small talk, making small talk, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
"Your faucet is running."
Tags:idle thought, idle thoughts, mind, wander, wanders, wandering, pay attention, paying attention, faucet, leak, leaks, leaky, brain, brains, mental image, mental images, chitchat, chit-chat, chat, chats, chatting, ignore, ignores, ignoring, drip, drips, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, thoughtless, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, dinner date, dinner dates
"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
Tags:partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating
The Story of Oh
"But enough about me, Lauren, let's not talk anymore."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, self-centred, self-centered, arrogant, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, vain, self-absorbed, ego, egocentric, egotistical, egomaniac, egomaniacs, self-interested
"Please, Todd. You always pick up the check. Let's Bolt."
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, hazardous, dangerous, risky, report, reports, reporting, food poisoning, hygiene, unhygienic, food-borne illness, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, health inspections, decontamination suit, decontamination suits, hazardous materials suit, hazardous materials suits, public health, public health and safety, medical, medicine, centers for disease control and prevention, cdc, c.d.c., bad date, bad dates, date, dates, couple, couples
"You're a latitude-and-longitude person, which will be helpful to you, I'm sure, in 1992."
Tags:date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, dating disaster, dating disasters, small talk, small-talk, map, maps, latitude, longitude, coordinates, coordinate, geographical coordinates, geographical coordinate system, gps, sat nav, technology, obsolete knowledge, obsolete skill, obsolete skills, obsolete technology, belittle, belittling, snide comment, snide comments, snipes, snipe
"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."
"You owe me five bucks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, marriage, marriages, married life, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, k.o., ko, knockout, out cold, unconscious, knocked out, tip, tips, rescued, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful
"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."
Tags:wetland, wetlands, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, duck, ducks, passion, passions, date, dates, conservationist, conservationists, wildlife, natural habitat, natural habitats, bad date, bad dates, incompatible, first date, first dates, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, wildfowl
"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
Tags:dinner and a movie, dinner date, dinner dates, bad food, italian food, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, italian, eat out, eats out, eating out, standard, unexciting, bore, bores, boring, unexceptional, unremarkable, letdown, letdowns
"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
Tags:superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes
"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"
Tags:couple, couples, date, dates, first date, first date, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, cat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirting, flirts, nothing in common, bad date, bad dates, unemployed, unemployment, recession, the recession, unemployment levels, mass unemployment, thing in common, relate, relating
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
Tags:invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, crime scene, crime scenes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, ominous, date, dates, first date, first dates, single life, bad date, bad dates, awful date, awful dates, invite up, inviting up, excuse, excuses, good night, saying good night, single, singles, blind date, blind dates, wild story, wild stories, mess, messes, messy
"Your hair is chaotic, but you're really quite together."
"This is positively your worst vacation idea ever!"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacation destination, holiday destination, gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, love-life, vacation idea, holiday idea, travel plan, travel plans, sightseer, sightseers, sight-seer, sight-seers, sightseeing, sight-seeing, movie, movies
"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
Tags:jacket, jackets, person style, fashion choice, fashion choices, unfashionable, mens fashion, men's fashion, silly clothes, silly clothing, mock, mocking, insult, insults, insulting, laugh, laughing, laughter, date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, flirting, bad date, bad dates
"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."
Tags:musician, musicians, piano, pianos, piano player, piano players, dedicate, dedication, next song, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, dating problems, dating issues, love, loved and lost, scheduling conflict, scheduling conflicts, conflict, conflicts, schedule, schedules, timetable, timetables, bad timing, bad date, bad dates, mistake, mistakes
"Whoops!...Forgot my wallet. Can you take care of this?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, cheap date, cheap dates, money, finances, forgetting your wallet, paying the bill, bill, bills, check, checks, cheque, cheques, paying, man, men, unfunded, no funding, excuse, excuses
Tags:menu, restaurant, restaurants, sexism, everyday sexism, gender-neutral language, gender-inclusive language, gendered language, gendered words, gender-neutral words, gender-inclusive words, gender, gendered, gender bias, gender biased, date, dates, bad dates, bad date, sexist language, sexist terminology, segregation, segregated, segregate, pun, play on words
"I don't like people knowing things about me."
Tags:first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, man of mystery, bad communication, no communication, uncommunicative, pretension, pretentiousness, pretentious, unhelpful, bad relationship, bad relationships, dark past, sob story, sob stories, secret, secrets, keeping secrets, self importance, self importance, self-important, self-importance