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'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."
The night they invented champagne.
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"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
"The latest poll numbers must be out."
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"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"
'Is it labor day already?'
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"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
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"They just bought a swing state."
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"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
"The changes are coming much too fast—I never dreamed I'd see the hully gully in Estonia."
Now celebrating three years' of me time. Please help.
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
Sleeping through new year celebrations
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"I take it this is a very special occasion."
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Turkey With All the Trimmings
'Don't feel down - they say infinity is the new thirty!'
'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'
"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."
"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
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The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.
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"We got the cactus account!"
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