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"When those damn graphic novels started coming out—that's when it all went down the toilet."
"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"
Tags:whiff, whiffs, homer, homers, home run, home runs, baseball jargon, baseball match, baseball matches, baseball game, baseball games, baseball player, baseball players, teammate, teammates, team mate, team mates, congratulation, congratulations, commiseration, commiserations, strike out, striking out, strikes out, struck out
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
Tags:bar, bars, pubs, pub, bar and grill, grill, corner bar, corner bars, neighborhood bar, neighborhood bars, corner pub, neighborhood pub, neighborhood pubs, corner pubs, marriage, nagging, nag, chatter, chattering, home life, home, marriages, relationship, relationships, serving, service, serve, bar tender, bar tenders, alcohol, bar staff, drink, drinking, drunk, escape, escapism, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
Tags:party, parties, wholesome, nice, sweet, commiseration, commiserations, sympathy, sympathies, new year, father time, time, time goes by, happy new year, age, ageing, aged, ages, sweet, parental, paternal, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life
"My wife understands me."
Tags:gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaints, bar, bars, bar stool, bar stools, barfly, barflies, whinge, whinges, whine, whines, whining, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, booze, boozer, boozers, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration, commiserations, cliche, cliches, cliched, depressed, depressing, depression, communication, communicate, communicating, need, needs, desire, desires, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counseling, marriage counselling
"I know you're hurting. We're all hurting."
Tags:tortures, dungeon, dungeons, dungeon keeper, dungeon keepers, vice, vices, prison, prisoner, prisoners, imprisoned, imprison, jail, jailed, jailer, sympathy, sympathetic, empathy, empathetic, pity, pitied, commiserate, commiseration, suffering, suffer, interrogation, interrogations, emotional pain, emotional baggage, sympathize, sympathise, sympathizing, sympathising, confession, confessions
Superheroes Having a Drink
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, heroine, superheroine, superheroines, women, woman, comic, comics, character, comic book, comic books, hanging out, friends, friend, work friend, work friends, drink, drinking, cocktail, cocktails, bar, bars, pub, pubs, martini, martinis, wine, wine glass, wines, off duty, fictional character, fictional characters, matriarchy, matriarch, comic book character, comic book characters, commiserating, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration, commiserations, sympathize, sympathy
The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office environment, cubicle, cubicles, watercooler, water cooler, water-cooler, work sucks, wageslave, wage slave, synergy, buzzword, buzzwords, jargons, jargon, communication, communicate, communicates, team work, team working, team-work, teamwork, working together, friend, friendship, commiseration, commiserating, commiserate, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men
"My witness doesn't understand me."
Tags:law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, language, languages, word, words, play on words, word-play, word play, drinking, drink, drinker, bar, bars, the bar, barrister, lament, laments, lamenting, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, bartender, bartenders, bartending, wife, wives, complain, complains, complaining, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunction
"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"
"I know what you mean...Harold's gotten so fat he has to use suspenders to hold up his boxers!"
"Too bad you're not single. You would have been big on Tinder."
Tags:scotland, referendum, independent, independence, independent vote, independence votes, united kingdom, uk, u.k., dating site, dating sites, date, dates, scottish national party, snp, s.n.p., vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, attractive, attractiveness, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration
Limited Edition Cards
Tags:greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card, gun, guns, sport, sports, hunting, hunting, rifle, rifles, game hunting, game, get well, get well soon, get-well, commiseration, commiserations, death, dead, dying, injury, injured, politics, dick cheney, presidential, vice president, cheney, political, us politics, usa, united states, political figures
Alexa and the Genie
Tags:digital assistant, digital assistants, virtual assistant, virtual assistants, smart speaker, smart device, genie, genies, genie in a lamp, genie in a lantern, magic lamp, magic lamps, magic lantern, magic lanterns, three wishes, three wishes, wish, wishes, online shopping, online commerce, e-commerce, shipping, ship, online retailer, online retailers, ecommerce, gossip, gossiping, commiserating, commiseration, commiserate
"You call that dirty?"
Tags:dirty work, account, accounts, dirty-work, boss, bosses, manager, managers, work, working, working world, modern life, management, corporate, white collar crime, fraud, fraudulent, accounting, tinker, tinkering, business, big business, report, reports, reporting, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, review, reviews, anger, angry, failed, failure, commiseration, commiserate, modern world, office drone, office drones, unethical, business practice, business practices
For Timely Filing
Tags:free gift, free gifts, tax, taxed, taxes, taxation, tax band, tax bands, irs, internal revenue service, merch, merchandise, merchandising, merchandises, gifts, gift, freebie, freebies, commiseration, commiseration prize, reward, rewards, free reward, reward scheme, rewards scheme, incentive, incentives, incentive scheme, incentive schemes, bag, tote, tote bag, keychain, key chain, key ring, mug, mugs, cup, cups, sales, salesmen
"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
Tags:alien, aliens, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, election, elections, elected, buffoon, buffoons, haircut, haircuts, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, reassure, reassures, reassurance, intelligent life, intelligent, intelligence, american, americans
"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."
Sympathy Cards for everyday use.
Tags:sympathy, sympathies, sympathetic, card, cards, sympathy card, sorrow, sorry, pity, pities, commiseration, commiserations, inappropriate, everyday, annoying, rub it in, rubbing it in, party, parties, nightclub, nightclubs, hampton, hamptons, panel, panel drawing, envelope, envelopes, letter, letters, greetings, greet, greeting
"It turned out that everything he poured out to me that night on the bridge was spin."
Tags:spin, spins, spin doctor, spin doctors, spill your guts, spilling your guts, mislead, misleads, misleading, date, dates, dating, single, singles, single life, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration, lie, lies, lying, liar, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, gaslight, gaslights, gaslighting, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, dishonest, dishonesty, damage control, betrayal, betrayals, betraying
"....better luck next time."
'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'
"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."
Tags:baldo, best friend, best friends, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, selfish, selfishness, girl talk, gossip, gossips, gossiping, ex, exes, complain, complains, complaining, elementary school, elementary schools, friendship, friendships, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration, commiserations
Commiserations on my salary cap.
'What do you have for the recently subpoenaed?'