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'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
"I'm just a simple man preceded by an inordinately complex reputation."
"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
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"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."
"I want to start dating other zhlubs."
Tags:zhlubs, zhlub, bumpkin, bumpkins, oaf, oafs, crude, crudeness, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, date, dates, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, love life, love-life, social skill, social skills
The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'
"Have you met my backstory?"
"Of course you're great in the sack - these days, everyone's great in the sack."
'You didn't like it when I got you flowers from the petrol station, so this year I've bought you a litre of engine oil.'
Tags:romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, love life, love-life, romancing, courtship, courtships, courting, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, flirt, flirts, pick up, pick-up, pick-ups, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, gondola, gondolas, french, language of love, lesson, lessons, class, classes
"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."
"Tell me what you're wearing."
"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."
Tags:love life, love-life, chatterbox, chatterboxes, seduction, seductions, seducing, seduce, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, flirt, flirts, conversation, conversations, art of conversation, conversing, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, one night stand, one-night-stand, one night stands, one-night-stands
'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'
"I married for love. I divorced for money."
"Is there someone else?"
"In my ad, I lied about my age."
Tags:dating ad, dating ads, dating advert, dating adverts, dating profile, dating profiles, dishonest, dishonesty, age, ages, old age, age gap, age gaps, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, confession, confessions, stating the obvious, love life, younger women, older man, older men, looking for love
'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'
"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
Tags:predator, predators, prey, preys, love life, love-life, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, pick up, pick-up, pick-ups, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, predatory, one night stand, one night stands, target, sexual harassment, sexually harassed, sexually harass, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"Could you not call me Ray this time?"
'Happy Valentine's Day! Your gift this year is me!'
Satyr ignores nymph in favour of another satyr.
"I put the bird to bed - let's party."
Tags:married life, married couple, love life, love-life, party, parties, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bird, birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, bird-cage, bird-cages, parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, bedtime, bedtimes, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents
"You want to check out my crib?"
Tags:crib, cribs, baby, babies, cot, cots, bachelor pad, bachelor pads, bachelor, bachelors, infant, infants, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, love life, love-life, pick up, pick-up, pick ups, pick-ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, infantilize, infantilized, immature, immaturity, nursery, nurseries