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'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"I'm just a simple man preceded by an inordinately complex reputation."
"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"
"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"
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"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
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"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."
"I want to start dating other zhlubs."
The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'
"Of course you're great in the sack - these days, everyone's great in the sack."
"Have you met my backstory?"
"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."
"Tell me what you're wearing."
"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."
'You didn't like it when I got you flowers from the petrol station, so this year I've bought you a litre of engine oil.'
"I truly believe that love is the most wonderful feeling of all."
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"And then I realized the treasure I was after was right in front of me all along."
'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'
"I married for love. I divorced for money."
"Is there someone else?"
"For god's sake! Break up with me already so I can finally finish watching our series on netflix!"
Tags:breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, splitting up, split up, splitted up, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, tv show, tv shows, couch potato, couch potatoes, addict, addicts, tv screen, tv screens, tv program, tv programs, shared hobby, shared interest, binge watching, binge-watching, tv series, television series
"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."
"In my ad, I lied about my age."
'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'