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'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
"And don't forget - make it look like an accident."
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"The problem with you is that you try to be a lot nicer than you really are."
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"
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"Tell them to go to hell, but in a nice way."
45% of GPs Ignore Nice Hypertension Guide.
'We's love to help...but so many other calls on the public purse.'
'I'm afraid we can't PAY you but would you accept endless meaningless platitudes about your valuable contribution to the decision making process instead?'
'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'
'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'
'I can't even remember how I knew who'd been naughty or nice before I discovered hacking.'
Good cop, great cop
'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'
Have you been naughty or nice?
'Before we discuss naughty and nice, can I see your privacy statement?'
The last judgement
"Have you been a moral child?"
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"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."
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'When I was young I wanted to get into merchant banking but they said I was too nice!'
"Every kid must sign the waiver. It's not about naughty or nice, it's about liability."
"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."
Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.
"For some reason, I'm getting nicer. Where will it end?"