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"No...I mean the important 'What is she?' Cuban? Puerto Rican? Mexican?"
"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."
"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."
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"Yes! Another report card with nothing but A's! I can start tutoring first-graders now!"
"That new kid came up to me today. He said 'hi,' but I couldn't remember his name."
"Can I help you with anything, Dad?"
"Dios mio! This household is operating on a huge deficit! I'm going to need a lot of help getting a handle on it."
"Wow! I've been out looking at the most gorgeous birds and insects! You know, a person can learn a lot by staring at nature's beautiful creatures."
"Man, it seems I'm always working and I still don't have enough money for the things I want!"
"For my money...any care looks good."
"I hate it when my English teacher works on his car."
"These new wheels are awesome!"
"And thank you for the hamburgers from Gordo's."
"Baldo, how many times have I asked you to mow the lawn?"
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"I want my money back, please. That GPS you sold me isn't worth squat."
"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"
"Baldo, can you run to the store for some butter?"
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"Tia Carmen spent all day in the big bean chair."
"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"
"Are these new belts for your car? I thought you were selling it."
"Excuse me...is this the right steering fluid for my car?"
"I'm not playing with you anymore! You're just making the rules up as you go along!"
"Some people like living in the fast lane. I don't think my dad is one of those. He lives parked in the garage."
"Finally...shift's over. What a hard day."
"I hate doing inventory."