Warmonger Cartoons and Comics

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

Clip 'n' Send Cards for Lockheed and Martin Marietta

"It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals."

"I do want a war, but I'd like to be asked nicely."

"Limited nuclear war, sir, is where people like you and me survive."

"All I'm saying is, giving a little something to the arts might help our image."

"That's one more reason not to like him."

"You have to admit, he knows how to articulate his message."

Bush's Foreign Policies

Trump Increasing US Military Spending

"It's so-so."

"I don't know if it's toward Iran, Iraq, or what, but ever since lunch he's been tilting."

"Aren't you being a little arrogant, son? Here's Lieutenant Colonel Farrington, Major Stark, Captain Truelove, Lieutenant Castle, and myself, all older and more experienced than you, and we think the war is very moral."

"Frankly, I'm more concerned with our entrance strategy."

"Now that your reign has been consolidated, Sire, some of us feel a greater effort should be made to restore the confidence of the business community."

'I'm tired of war mongering...but I feel like mongering something.'

'Gentlemen! The negotiating table is not the place for war games!'

'What do you mean a croissant shortage? Just invade France again'

"Dibs on the briefcase."

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

"Their good deeds are probably underreported."

'I'm afraid the situation is dire, gentlemen...we're running out of bogeymen.'

"Spoilsports"

"Is there to be no end to our overtime?"

'We strike it 0500, unless, of course, they say sorry and spoil everything.'