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'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'
"I know you're one of my friends, but I'm replacing you with a follower."
"This 'road not taken' where we're going for dinner, was she also a road not travelled?"
Tags:robert frost, poem, poetry, poems, poetic reference, poetic references, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, betrayal, betrayed, betray, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, road not taken, road less travelled, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, dinner plan, dinner plans
"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."
Stabbed in the Back
"If it makes you feel any better, your wife was a lousy lay."
"For Pete's sake, Lucille, lighten up--it's only a sleepover."
Tags:cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, betrayal, betrayed, betray, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, dating troubles, dating life, first date, love life, love-life, sleepover, sleepovers, sleep over, sleep overs, may-december, may december, may-december romance, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis
"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"
"We're very sorry, Templeton."
Tags:retiring, retirement, forced retirement, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, ice floe, ice floes, ice flow, ice flows, executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, betray, betrayal, betrayals
"Es tu, Little Caesar?"
Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
Tags:jesus, judas, betrayal, betrayals, original sin, sins, happy hour, happy hours, make up, makes up, making up, galilee, jesus christ, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospel story, gospel stories, sing, sings, singing, karaoke, karaoke night, karaoke nights, theology, revisionism, revisionist, revisionists, scholar, scholars, bible scholar, bible scholars
"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, kids drawing, kids drawings, childs drawing, childs drawing, child's drawing, child's drawings, kid's drawing, kid's drawing, fridge art, deal, deal, pact, pacts, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, betray, betrayed, betrayal, betrayal, terrible twos, terrible 2s
"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, childhood, childhood trauma, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, baker, bakers, baking, bread, fresh bread, lie, lies, dishonesty, betrayal, angst, trauma, past trauma
"My wife! My best friend!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, canada goose, canada geese, goose, geese, bird, birds, migration, migrating, migrations, v formation, flying, flight, flights, formation, formations, v-formation, flying in formation, formation flying, aviation, aerodynamics, sellout, sellouts, sell-out, sell-outs, betrayal, betrayals, consumerism, commercialisation, commercialization, fashion, shoes, footwear, runners, running shoes, trainers, basketball shoes
Adam and Eve on a Talk Show
Tags:the bible, bible, christian, christianity, old testament, the old testament, book of genesis, judaism, garden of eden, the garden of eden, talk show, talk shows, tv, television, tv studios, television studios, original sin, deceit, deception, satan, the devil, tv programmes, tv programme, tv program, tv programing, tv programming, tv broadcast, tv broadcasting, tv couples counseling, tv couples counseling, couples counselling, tv couples counselling, exposed, exposure, betrayed, betrayal, reality tv, reality television, tv exposure, television exposure
"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, love, lover, lovers, dating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, betray, betrayal, stab in the back, marriage, marriages, married life, divorced, divorce, love triangle, love triangles, disappeared, disappear, disappearance, brother, brothers, assistant, assistants, magician, magicians, magic, magic show, magic shows, magic trick, magic tricks, trick, tricks, disappearing act, disappearing acts, sad, dishevelled, disheveled, heartbroken, bad shape, lovely assistant, lovely assistants, dumped
"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"
'OK, I want this inter-departmental squabbling to stop, and I want it to stop NOW!'
"Et tu, internet history?"
Tags:et tu brutus, brutus, julius caesar, caesar, shakespeare, william shakespeare, shakespeare play, shakespeare plays, play, plays, shakespearean, betrayal, betray, betrayed, back stabber, back stabbers, internet history, browser history, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, shakespeare quote, shakespeare quotes
"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."
"Remember, I'm only doing this one time. After that, you give me the negatives, leave town, and I never have to look at your ugly puss again!!"
Tags:wolf, wolves, wolf in sheep's clothing, wolves in sheep's clothing, disguise, disguises, disguising, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, favor, favors, favour, favours, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, sneakiness, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, compromising photo, compromising photos, compromising photograph, compromising photographs, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, benedict arnold
"Fine Facebook friend you turned out to be."
Tags:friend, friends, social media, social media friend, friending, unfriending, unfriend, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobsters, kill, killing, kills, killer, killers, hit, hitman, hitmen, cement shoes, concret shoes, swim with the fishes, swimming with the fishes, bad friend, bad friends, betrayed, betrayal, betrayals, mob hit, mob hits
'Hi...we're your sports heroes.'
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, blame, blaming, excuse, excuses, blame game, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, squealed, tattletale, tattletales, betrayal, betrayals, informer, informers, informant, informants, technology, computer, computers, problem, problems, modern life