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"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
"They're baby boomers - like, you know, really old."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog walk, walk, walks, walking, dog walking, dog walks, baby boomer, baby boom, baby boomers, post ww2, post second world war, baby boomer generation, generation, generations, old, old age, elderly, older, aged, senior, seniors, pensioner, pensioners, comment, comments, commenting, chat, chats, chatting, retire, retired, retirement
"Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin, Poli-grip, and a home-pregnancy test."
Tags:home pregnancy, home pregnancies, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, drugstore, drugstores, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, drug store, drug stores, request, requests, unusual request, unusual requests, geriatric pregnancy, geriatric pregnancies, ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, gynecologists, gynecology
"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neigbors, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, noise, noisy, noise complaint, complaint, complaints, complain, complaining, middle of the night, 4 am, four am, loud music, music, weekdays, pop music, annoying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, guitar, musical instrument, musical instruments, playing music
Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no space
"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
Tags:rock, rock music, classic rock, old age, dad rock, manchildren, man children, adult child, living with parents, basement, basements, parents' basement, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, defiant, defiance, son, sons, adult son, adult sons, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, throw a fit, throws a fit, throwing a fit, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, immature, immaturity, live at home, lives at home, living at home
Tags:mint, mints, sweets, candy, chocolate, melting chocolate, senior, seniors, ageing, getting old, getting older, pensioner, pensioners, deterioration, deteriorating, out of date, best before, date, use by date, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
Tags:cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
Tags:frenzy, frenzied, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, die too young, dying too young, dead too young, fantasy, lament, laments, lamenting, mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, too old, die too old, dying too old, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."
Tags:senior, seniors, seniority, sage nodding, yes man, yes men, yes-man, yes-men, lip service, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, board, boardroom, board room, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, include, included, really mean, say what you mean, decision, decisions
A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.
Tags:food, playing with food, grape, grapes, bored, boredom, spoon, spoons, catapult, catapults, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, leisure, creative, game, games, fun, self-entertainment, bad shot, bad aim, target practice, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age
"So, how long have you been old?"
Tags:ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, old, oldness, old age, old-age, old-aged, ageism, ageist, generation gap, generation gaps, self-conscious, elderly, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior, seniors, small talk, small-talk, rude, rudeness, bad manners, rude manners, cocktail party, cocktail parties, socially awkward, social awkwardness
Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.
Tags:sat, exam, exams, test, tests, america, american, americans, reasoning, scholastic aptitude test, sophomore, sophomores, junior, juniors, senior, seniors, difficult, impossible, hard, question, questions, college, colleges, admission, admissions, testing, math, maths, mathematics, close to home
Shot glasses of the elderly.
Tags:shot glass, shot glasses, medication, medications, medicate, medicating, medication tray, medication trays, pill box, pill boxes, reminder, reminders, day of the week, days of the week, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, retire, retires, retiring, retirement age, shot, shots, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."
"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, bitter, bitterness, scrapbook, scrapbooks, album, albums, injustice, injustices, slight, slights, imagined, imaginary, insult, insults, grievances, grievance, hostile, anti-social, irritable, crabby, grumpy, moody, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
Tags:menopause, menopausal, depression, depressed, depressing, lust for life, zest, seize the day, wait, waits, waiting, unrealistic, unlikely, long wait, long waits, lonely, loneliness, post-menopause, grow old, growing old, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, mental health
"First no mail delivery on Saturday, now this."
Tags:old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, complaining, complaint, complaints, mail delivery, post delivery, saturday, mail, post, bad day, bad days, no mail, no post, no delivery, no deliveries, no mail delivery, no post delivery
How Grandma Sees the Remote
Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, remote, remote control, remote controls, technology, technological device, newfangled, newfangled technology, newfangled technologies, luddite, luddites, confused, confusion, fear, fears, fearful, old people, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"I thought they'd hit it off. They're all going through their mid-life crises."
Tags:age, aged, aging, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, middle-age, party, cocktail party, cocktail parties, parties, party conversation, party conversations, introduction, introductions, set-up, set-ups, set up, set ups, fix up, fix ups, fix-up, fix-ups, senior, seniors, children, getting old, getting older
"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
Tags:merchant of venice, shakespeare, quote, quotes, quotation, if you prick me do i not bleed, old man, old men, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, youth, youthful, sex appeal, lost youth, misspent youth, jogger, joggers, healthy, healthiness, offend, offends, offense, offenses, offence, offences, hurtful, reminder, reminders, mortality, elder, elders, elderly
"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, medical, medicine, old, elderly, senior, seniors, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, smoking, tobacco, no rules, not limits, wild, out-of-control, out of control, health, unhealthy, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits
"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."
Tags:doctor, age, middle age, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow old, grows old, growing old, 60th, 60th birthday, birthday, birthdays, pushing 60, 59th birthday, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, declining health, health decline, health declines, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, mankoff
"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations