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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"
"I just got a great idea for a war."
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'
"Honey, I'm home!"
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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'Put that light out!'
Brig. Gen. Matt Gandhi (no relation)
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"He must have forgotten something."
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"Tell me, what did you do in real life?"
"This looks good."
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"You flatter me, it's just a few former seals and special-op guys. Hardly a private army."
'I never should have left the circus.'
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
Attila the Horizontally Mobile
"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."
"I don't know about other paranoids but my enemies have armies."
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"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
"Some boots on the ground to see you, Mr Grunwald."
Executives of Fortune
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