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"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"
"Ah! Here it is!"
"I'm pleased to announce you're on the shortlist to be my..."
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"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."
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"Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?"
'The first item on the principal's cabinet agenda is the high rate of staff absenteeism.'
If the N.R.A. ran the D.O.T.
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Emergency Hipster Beard
Iraq withdrawal strategy group
"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."
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Trees With Sign Unfinished Furniture.
"How do I feel about us? I feel that America is safer place today because the steps taken by this Administration. That's how I feel about us, Carolyn."
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"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.
'He still needs a disability test.'
"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"
'Be careful, Ed, those growth bond funds are extremely aggressive.'
Secretary of Comedy Meeting with Other Cabinet Members
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"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
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'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'
"Cuts to disability benefits are essential, it's all about liberating talent and 'empowering' people!"
'I've asked you not to call me here, Arthur...The dust pan is in the cabinet next to the refrigerator...'