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'My social life has really picked up lately, with all these health clinic visits.'
'75% of our resources are taken up dealing with the aged and infirm...and that's just the staff!'
'Not speaking to each other in a whole new medium!'
'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'
'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'
'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'
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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"Remember, son, it's never too early to start saving for retirement."
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"So, how long have you been old?"
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"He used to own a muscle car."
'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.
'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'
"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."
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"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'
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"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."
Tags:aarp, middle life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, hug, hugs, cuddle, cuddles, comfort, comforting, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, ageing process, depressed, depression, hugging, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, rite of passage, rites of passage, elderly, lobby, american association of retired persons, retirement, retirements, retired, retirement age
'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'
Old People of the Future.
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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'Never mind a Triple Lock pension guarantee, I want better quality sandbags.'