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"What do you mean we don't communicate? I texted you last week."
'Whoa I never said I had ED. I said I had reptile dysfunction.'
"Isn't it our marriage counselor sitting there?"
"And you think the world revolves around you..."
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'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'
'I want to build something meaningful together.'
'We're only staying together for the kids we hope to have one day.'
'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'
"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."
'I gave him the best years of my life. That's true. Then we got married.'
Marriage counselor reading the newspaper: 'Try to listen to each other more. It won't be easy. You're not very interesting.'
"So how are things since we last met?"
'First she loves me. Then, she loves me not. Then, she loves me. Then she loves me not. Then...'
"I've tried everything to make this relationship work. He still won't leave his wife."
"Both of you are still poles apart."
'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'
'You can't agree on who gets maternity or paternity leave...'
'Sorry I'm late'
"I don't know what went wrong. He used to be just crazy about me."
"Look, there is no right and wrong here, but I'm going to side with Helen because I'm a girl."
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"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."
"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."
'She won't even go out with me. How can I get her to marry me?'
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'Unfortunately, my conclusion is that your incompatibility is due to your being incompatible.'