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The South Jersey climbing team attempts to climb Mount Laurel after successfully scaling both Mount Holly and Mount Ephraim.
30% Heredity, 70% Environment
Tags:heredity, genetic, genetics, gene, genes, determinism, deterministic, free will, homeless, homelessness, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, spare change, blame, blames, blaming, environmental cause, environmental causes, environmental factor, environmental factors, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, success, successful
Daily Affirmations: 'You can succeed!! You are a Peli-'CAN' not a peli-can't.'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
Tags:alum, alums, alumni, alumnae, chance encounter, chance encounters, old friend, old friends, college friend, college friends, art school, art schools, visual arts, visual arts major, visual arts majors, faux pas, cringe, cringes, cringing, awkward, awkward scenario, awkward scenarios, awkward scene, awkward scenes, copywriter, copywriters, writing copy, copy, advertising agency, advertising agencies, career, careers, success, successes, successful, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, waitress, waitresses, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
Tags:phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations
"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, talking cats, talking cat, office, dreams, goals, dream, goal, investment, investments, investing, ambition, ambitions, desire, desires, aspiration, aspirations, success, successes, successful, cats in suits, life goals, meeting, business meeting, interview, job interview, job interviews, interviews, greedy, greed
'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'
'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."
Tags:boss, bosses, leader, leaders, advice, advising, adviser, visualise, visualize, visualizing, visualising, goal, goals, cliche, cliches, psychology, psychological, success, secret to success, self help, self-help, useless, useless, trick, tricks, hard work, hard working, psychologist, psychologist, life coach, life coaching, life-coach, life-coaching, unhelpful, visualize your goals, business, businessman, businesses, ceo, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, c.e.o., success, successful
"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."
'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'
"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."
"Lord knows we're given McCauley enough rope. Why hasn't he hung himself?"
Tags:expression, expressions, failure, failures, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, success, succeed, hang, hung, boss, bosses, manager, managers, plenty of rope, enough rope, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, cutthroat environment, cutthroat environments
"I certainly admire the way you've refused to let success undermine your femininity."
Tags:success, successful, feminine, femininity, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, dress, dresses, dressing, skimpy, outfit, outfits, cocktail dress, cocktail dresses, sexist, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insulting, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists
'I thought you could help me fill in the details.'
'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'
"I can't believe it, but I'm actually looking forward to my high school reunion."
Tags:reunion, reunions, school reunion, school reunions, high school reunion, high school reunions, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, success, successful, show off, show offs, showing off, show-off, show-offs, revenge, getting revenge, the american dream
"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."
Tags:achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, success, space, outer space, nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, scientist, scientists, science, engineer, engineers, symbol, symbols, symbolic, way of life, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, spaceship, spaceships, space launch, space launches, astronaut, astronauts, launching, showing off, showoff, showoffs, show-off, show-offs
Shoulda. Woulda. Coulda.
"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, pretend, pretending, role-playing, role-play, make-believe, imagination, imaginary, education, higher education, school, schools, university, universities, college, colleges, doctor of humane letters, doctorate, doctorate, honorary doctorate, honorary doctorate, degree, degrees, academic, academia, academics, modern kids, modern children, getting ahead, starting early, success, modern life
Three Big Pigs
Tags:three little pigs, three little piggies, 3 little pigs, 3 little piggies, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, businesses, expansion, business expansions, fat cat, fat cats, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, law firm, law firms, named partner, named partners, success, successes, the american dream, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, pig, pigs
'Ms. Jennings, have you seen my 'Organization is the Key to the Success' poster?'
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'