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'Have you met my protege?'
'Oh,you know, the usual...500 channels and nothing on.'
'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'
"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
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"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
Tags:exercise, fitness, health, bodybuilding, out of shape, out-of-shape, unhealthy, arnold schwarzenegger, actor, actors, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, sit-up, sit-ups, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, unattractive, attractiveness
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, playing baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball diamond, baseball diamonds, athlete, athletes, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., recreation league, recreation leagues, sports team, sports teams, baseball team, baseball teams, playing sports, watching sports, man, men, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, old age
The Bronze Age of Television
Tags:bronze age, historical period, historical periods, spear, spears, anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology, weapon, weapons, tv show, tv shows, bronze spear, bronze spears, weaponry, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, tv program, tv programs, history documentary, history documentaries
'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'
"For god's sake! Break up with me already so I can finally finish watching our series on netflix!"
Tags:breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, splitting up, split up, splitted up, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, tv show, tv shows, couch potato, couch potatoes, addict, addicts, tv screen, tv screens, tv program, tv programs, shared hobby, shared interest, binge watching, binge-watching, tv series, television series
Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., snack, snacks, snacking, eat, eating, oversized, large, big, huge, big screen, big screens, soda, sodas, pop, pops, soda pop, soda pops, cola, colas, fizzy drink, fizzy drinks, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, modern life, unhealthy, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, inactive, obesity, obesity crisis, consumerism, technology
"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."
'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'
'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'
'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"
'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."
"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, priority, priorities, young, youth, get your priorities straight, lazy, couch potato, couch potatoes, unambitious, messy, modern life
"You're really lucky I was raised to direct all my female rage inward!"
"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
Tags:sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, intellectual, intellectuals, intellect, couch, couches, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, bonding time, bond, bonds, kid, kids, offspring, sports equipment, shared interest, shared interests, jock, jocks, divide, division, divisions, family division, family divisions, bookworm, bookworms
Sex, lies, leftover tuna casserole, and a videotape
Tags:family, families, familiy life, tv, television, tv dinner, tv dinners, mealtime, family meal, family meals, couch potato, couch potatoes, films, film, movie, movies, movie allusion, film allusion, film allusions, movie allusions, middle age, mundane, mundanity, parent, parenthood, parents, parenting
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, internet, social media, social networking, followers, following, likes, social network, online influencer, online influence, blogging, blog, blogger, vlog, blogs, vlogging, vlogger, vlogs, social media influencer, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, entitled, entitlement, millennial, millennials, technology, internet following, internet followers, online following, online followers, couch potato, couch potatoes, screen addict, computer addict
The tanning channel.