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"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."
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"I'll give it to you straight, Benson. We don't think you're maximizing your potential."
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Guidance Counsellor: 'Today I was visited by nine students and two teachers.'
'Your anatomy teacher says you're a pain in the gluteus.'
'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'
'In general, do the right thing.'
Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.
'Unfortunately, my conclusion is that your incompatibility is due to your being incompatible.'
"Unfortunately all evidence of your son's intelligence is purely anecdotal."
'So, John, you feel you're in an abusive relationship.'
'Be innovative and prepared. Have clearly defined educational objectives for each lesson. Write legibly on the board. Be firm and fair. Now go. You have a class to teach.'
'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'
"Guess what, dad, the schools replaced the 'careers advice' teacher with a 'how to claim compensation' lawyer."
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"Like I said kid, oarsman, swordsman, big hammer guy, and Berserker. There's no market for florists."
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'And if I so much as look at another man, he goes ballistic!'
Marriage Guidance - Give and Take
'We never communicate any more except through our lawyers.'
'If you're going to be a rich man's plaything be the best darned rich man's plaything you can be.'
'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'
'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'
'Can you come back later? I'm trying to watch the football.'
'Like all men he only has to get a slight cold and you'd thinkhe was dying. He's never experienced the real trauma of a broken finger nail.'
"Have you considered vlogging?"
"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"
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