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"I understand completely. I like good movies, and you like bad movies."
Tags:film, films, husband, husbands, wife, wives, movie fan, movie fans, film fan, film fans, movie, movies, relationship, relationships, domestic, domestics, domestic spat, domestic spats, marital spat, marital spats, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, movie taste, movie tastes, film taste, film tastes
"The duck stays!"
"Good fences make good marriages."
"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."
"Could we skip the prosecution and get on to the sentencing phase?"
"I was a bit miffed, but on the whole I'd say it was friendly fire."
Tags:domestic, domestics, miffed, miffing, gun crime, gun crimes, gun law, gun laws, gun control, gun controls, shooting, shootings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, homicidal, mariticide, mariticides, killer, killers, wife, wives, husband, husbands, friendly fire, friendly-fire, confession, confessions, marital spat, marital spats, domestic spat, domestic spats
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
"I yo-yo, he pivots."
Couple trying to drive in different directions.
Tags:direction, directions, driver, drivers, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, marriage problems, marital problems, arguments, different opinions, driving seat, driving seats, car, cars, loveseat, loveseats, companion seat, companion seats, love-seat, love-seats, different directions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving
"Let's talk about this later, like sometime I'm not here."
"Now what did I do?"
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
Tags:website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats
"Neither the time nor the place, Doug!"
Tags:irony, ironic, emergency hotline, emergency hotlines, emergency, injury, injured, emergency care, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, service, refused service, refuse, refused, domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, poor timing, bad timing, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital problem, marital problems, medical emergency, emergency service, emergency services, emergency number, emergency numbers, contretemps, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, misadventure, misadventures, unsympathetic, missing the obvious
"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"
"What is it this time? My maleness? My Anglo-Saxoness? My Pincetoness? My lawyerness?"
Tags:breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, breaking-up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital problem, marital problems, criticism, critic, critics, criticisms, gender politics, gender issue, gender problem, domestic, domestics, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, gender politics, battle of the sexes, nag, nags, white male privilege
"Don't mind me..."
"My concession speech will be brief. You win."
'You don't appreciate anything I do...like this PowerPoint presentation listing all the things I do that you don't appreciate.'
It's your night to do the dishes.'
'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'
'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'
"Why do you have to make a mountain out of a mole hill every time we argue, Harold?"
"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."
"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."
Tags:roswell, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, ufos, flying saucers, spaceship, spaceships, alien, crash landing, crash landings, conspiracy, conspiracies, directions, ufo, flying saucer, aliens, spaceship, directions, travel, driving, crash, couple, space, male stereotype, male stereotypes, husband, husbands, wive, wives, domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, asking directions, road trip, road trips
Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.