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'This is a textbook case of homicide.'
"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and the bloodstains on my clothes and in the trunk of my car!"
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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
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"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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In the houseplant cemetery.
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"I'm sinking, no need to watch."
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An ostrich puts its head in cement shoes.
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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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A man shoots cupid with an arrow.
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"We could argue forever about whether or not that was justified.
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"I hope I can still count on an endorsement."
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A number of runners run through police tape.
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"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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'Okay, all of you, stay right where you are. The murderer may still be near.'
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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"I'm sorry, David, but I think it's best to make a clean break."
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Who Wants To Be Regis?
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'Good point Frank. . . does anyone else have an opinion about my new proposal. . .?'
'How am I doin', guys? Guys?'
"You can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time you started killing other people."
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"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."
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'Dis new software makes our jobs simple! Right here is who ya gotta whack. Here is where ya gotta whack 'em. DIS is WHEN you gotta whack 'em...'