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'Yes Sir, you're absolutely right, you can never stop learning - in fact I'm on a course right now.'
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, litigation, litigate, litigator, litigators, lawsuit, lawsuit, sue, sued, sues, suing, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, in the bleachers
'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
Surgical Ward- Please Replace Divots
Tags:surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating room, operating rooms, surgical ward, surgical wards, operating theatre, operating theatre, operating theater, operating theaters, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, divot, divots, golf divot, golf divots, hospital, hospitals, hippocratic oath, malpractice, medical malpractice
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'
'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'
Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.
"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."
Tags:japan, japanese, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, living national treasure, living national treasures, unexpected, preservation, preserve, preserves, culture, cultural impact, cultural impacts, golfing, cultural preservation, preserve, preserves, preserving, self-identity, japanese identity, identity, identities
'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'
'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'
'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'
"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, playing golf, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, professional golfer, professional golfers, loser, losing, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, break down, break downs, breaking downs, cry, crying, emergency contact, emergency contacts, overreact, overreaction, overreactions
"Thank you for calling the White House customer service hotline. Please choose from the following options...
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, pardon, pardons, presidential pardon, presidential pardons, trump pardon, trump pardons, mar-a-lago, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, corruption, political corruption, corrupt, corrupt administration, racism, white nationalist, white nationalists, white nationalism
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
"Jim, just put that hole behind you."
Tags:monster, monsters, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, golf game, golf games, golf club, golf clubs, golf caddy, golf caddie, golf caddies, monster attack, monster attacks, stubborn, stubbornness, golf hole, golf holes, competitor, competitors, competitive, competitiveness, competitive spirit, competitive nature, perfect score, perfect scores
"Now that's what I call a sand trap."
"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."
An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, golf ball, golf balls, time wasting, time waster, time wasters, waste of time, lazy, laziness, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, take advantage, taking advantage, putt, putting, office golf
Worm getting smucked by golf club.
"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"
'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, etiquette, etiquettes, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, law enforcing, golf cart, golf carts, cart, carts, golf buggy, golf buggies, buggy, buggies, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, stand off, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Weapons of mass destruction.