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The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.
'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'
Tags:family life, family-life, septic tank, septic tanks, plunger, plungers, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, christmas morning, christmas mornings, xmas, magic, festive spirit, festive spirits, seasonal spirit, emergency plumber, emergencies, disenchantment, disenchanted, holidays, real life adventures
'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
'See? I told you he was real.'
Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
'No, Jason, I don't know why the T in 'Tsunami' is silent! Just run!'
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
Thanksgiving Day Traditions
Caribbean Airport Security
Tags:limbo, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, danced, talent, talented, talents, airport, airports, metal detector, metal detectors, security, security guard, security guards, security screening, customs, immigration, immigrants, travel, travler, travelers, travellers, traveller, traveled, travelled, traveling, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, airport security, fly, flying, airplane, aeroplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, credit card miles, sky miles, flying credit, tropical, tropics, beach, beaches, island, islands
Paycheck Beach Towel
Tags:paycheck, paychecks, payday, payday check, payday checks, monthly salary, sunbathe, sunbath, sunbathing, employment, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations
"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"
Tags:nutcracker, the nutcracker, tchaikovsky, peter tchaikovsky, ballet, ballets, ballet dancer, ballet dancers, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas tradition, christmas traditions, holiday tradition, holiday traditions, classic ballet, classic ballets, solider, soldiers, dance, dancer, dancers
'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'
'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'
Tags:school, schools, schooling, term time, term-time, holiday, unauthorized, unauthorised, absence, absences, holidays, vacation, vacations, truancy fine, truancy fines, truant, truants, leave, leaves, leave of absence, automatic fine, automatic fines, school truancy, student, students, disruptive, pupil, pupils, naughtiness, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers
"It starts earlier every year."
Tags:christmas, christmas season, holiday season, holiday, holidays, retail, retailer, retailers, commercialism, commercialist, santa, santas, santa claus, father christmas, charity, charities, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers, start early, starts early, starting early, raise money, raises money, raising money
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
Tags:whale, whales, whaling, whaler, whalers, whaled, fat, fatness, fatter, fattening, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weigh, scale, scaled, proportional, proportion, new year new me, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, resolutions, new year's resolutions, nye, diet, dieting, crash diet, crash dieting, extreme diet, extreme diets, perspective, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, christmas weight
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"Fascinating, aren't they?"
Tags:whale watch, whale watches, whale watcher, whale watchers, whale watching, whale-watcher, whale-watchers, whale-watching, whale spotting, whale spotter, whale spotters, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, boat, boats, role reversal, role reversals, role-reversal, role-reversals, endangered animal, endangered species
"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."
"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."
"I'm going for a tan somewhere between the Kardashians and what little hair Trump has left.@
'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'
'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'
Tags:bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, battery, batteries, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, rest, rests, resting, rested, relax, relaxes, relaxed, relaxation, sunbathe, sunbathes, sunbathing, sunbathed, recharge, recharges, recharging, recharged, energy, energies, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'That one always runs fast.'