Marital Therapy Cartoons and Comics

"I'd love to, but I can't today, Larry. I'm working on my marriage."

"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"

"Before Trixie came along, I was just a vagabond lover."

Love. . . Anger. . . Resentment.

Fridge Magnets: I Want A Divorce

"My wife's got some crazy notion that I'm going to change."

'We get along so much better after I disabled the 'Comments' function of our relationship!'

"For one million dollars, what have I been talking about for the past ten minutes: the upcoming election, my mother, my job, or an article in the Home section about kitchen makeovers?"

'Dear Henry, and dear Liza, for the sake of the relationship, just buy a new bucket!'

"I've tried to let it go but he keeps bringing it back."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Your domestic problems seem to be genetic due to the fact your parents reproduced."

'I'm finding it difficult to apologize to you, Fred, so I'm divorcing you instead.'

"The previous adviser told us that we should have sex every night, but to do that we had to keep changing partners..."

The Wedding Gift

'Let's face it - this the only place we ever go together...'

'... And he's always accusing me of being a lousy cook. If you don't believe me, ask the nurse who pumped his stomach, last week.'

"What do you mean, 'why did I bring you here?'... You said you wanted to talk about our future."

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

"Well, excuse ME if I still don't understand what makes my self-delusions pathetically juvenile and yours so noble!"

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