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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
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Rev. Bob, The Realist: '...You may now go from adoring to criticizing each other.'
"I was wondering, hon—how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?"
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"I'm just saying things that novel and exciting when we were dating tend to lose their luster after marriage Rapunzel dear."
"He just 'unfriended' me...That's not a good start!"
"Amazing! Our first date and I feel we've known each other all our lives."
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"After 30 years of marriage I still remember the good times, both of them."
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'Yammering? When we got married, you were fascinated by my every word.'
"When me and Brian got married, he was great. Now he's buffering."
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"...and you say that the romance has gone out of your marriage?!"
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"It worries me that you keepreferring to our honeymoon as our 'honeymoon period.'"
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"It's official, the back-to-school honeymoon is over."
"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"
'Barely an love and already arguing.'
'We just got married!'
A woman and man kiss, their lips forming hearts.
"Of course they've only been married a week."
"I love getting married...all that gossip I can tell again!"
'Look, Marge. . .You hurry on straight home and start cooking dinner, I'll be home after I play a few rounds of golf with my buddies and have a few drinks.'
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'Kevin used to have a magnetic personality. But now we're poles apart.'
"So this is, 'happily ever after' huh?... Who would've thought?"
Uff Da! Oscar and Ingrid were happily married for only a short time...
"I think the magic has gone out of their merger."
When it comes to cooking, new brides keep the home fires burning.