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'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'
"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."
Tags:press, press corps, news, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, journalist, journalists, journalism, reporter, reporters, meeting, meetings, la, l.a., los angeles, washington bureau, washington bureaus, close down, closes down, closing down, shutdown, shutdowns, shut down, shut downs, hollywood, location, locations, print media, death of print media
"We're done - there's nothing left in the world to bastardize."
Tags:bastardize, bastardizes, bastardization, bastardizations, bastardise, bastardises, bastardisation, bastardisations, ripoff, ripoffs, rip-off, rip-offs, knockoff, knockoffs, knock-off, knock-offs, plagiarise, plagiarises, plagiarism, executive, executives, music business, film business, movie business, movie studio, movie studios, originality, unoriginal, unoriginality, close, closes, closing, closure, closures, go out of business, going out of business, shutdown, shutdowns, shut down, shuts down, shutting down
Keep out - Covid-19
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, keep away, locked out, shut down, shutdown, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, safe distance, safe distances, outside world, quarantine, quarantines, quaratining, fear, fears, germ, germs, germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic
"Sometimes I think you use government shutdowns to avoid intimacy."
Tags:bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, night, night time, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, no spark, stagnation, stale, middle aged, dead bedroom, low sex drive, unmotivated, politics, political, government, government shutdown, shutdown, government fail, government failure, excuse, excuses
"Our operations here close down today, and you are all emeritus!"
Tags:factory, factories, factory closure, factory closures, closure, closures, loss of industry, shutdown, close, job losses, mass job losses, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, mass redundancies, dismissed, dismiss, dismissal, dismissals, let down gentle, carefully worded, careful wording, emeritus
The End of the Internet
Tags:internet, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, screen addictions, screen time, social media, social network, social networks, human nature, humanity, human contact, net, online, modern life, digital age, troll, trolls, cyber bully, cyber-bully, dark net, dark web, shut down, cesspool, cesspools, shutdown, shutdowns
"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."
Tags:close, closes, closing, closure, closures, bad news, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, shutdown, shutdowns, shutting down, positive spin, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring, identity, corporation, corporations, company, companies, small business, small businesses, out of business, going out of business, corporate culture
"Closed until further notice."
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Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
Tags:sign, signs, signage, door sign, closure, closed, close, fails, fail, failed, failure, failures, bankrupt, bankruptcy, economy, economic, recession, small business, small businesses, dining, diner, diners, restaurants, restaurant, shut down, shut-down, shutdown, food, eating, eatery, cafe, rude, rudeness, frank, frankness, brusque, school of hard knocks, hard knocks, service, service industry, catering
History of Government Shutdowns Museum
"After weeks of shutdown, there appears to be absolutely no way out for Trump, who refuses to compromise on anything less than the full border wall promise to his base."
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'He's had a complete career shutdown....'
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."
I.R.S.: In the event of government shutdowns, no loopholes will be closed.
'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'
Although they did not win first place, group 2's depiction of the government shutdown was a crowd favorite.
The weekend no one did any home improvements or even mowed a lawn.
Tags:keeping up with the jones', suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburbias, home improvement, home improvements, lawn maintenance, yard chore, yard chores, garden chore, garden chores, chore, chores, yard work, weekend, weekends, middle class, middle classes, shutdown, shutdowns, d.i.y., do it yourself, neighbourhood, neighborhood, strike, strikes, striking
'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, education funding, school funding, education cut, education cuts, shutdown, shutdowns, public services, budget, budgets, cut, cuts, deficit, deficits, public service, state school, state schools, public school, government shutdown, standoff, standoffs, stand-off, stand-offs
'Colin's dependence on his mobile phone was to have unforseen consequences.'
'He's had a complete career shutdown - get a copy of Marketing Week now!'
You Are Here
Tags:democrats, republicans, split, vote, voters, politics, decision, polls, us, agreement, shutdown, government, election, elections, party policy, party policies, political division, political divisions, political divide, red state, blue state, bipartisan, bipartisanship, polarized, political polarization, polarization
"It's a reprieve...but we have him strapped in the chair!"