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"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."
Bureaucrats cooking up a new policy soup...
"Give me a hint. I'm sleeping with a lot of lobbyists."
Recycling: Washington Lawmakers
Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'
"With great power comes great reward."
'Gosh, I love government, Ed. Just when you begin to lose faith in the system, along comes a fresh crop of idealistic young lawmakers with an invigorating brand of gridlock all their own!'
Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'
"Hey! Can't you take a joke? We were just kidding about ourselves a pay raise..."
News: New service aids in crossing the Commons floor.
Statue with engraving: Statesman, Lawmaker, Ideologue, Big Deficit Spender.
"As a concerned lawmaker, I take very seriously my responsibility to offer up banal and meaningless platitudes for social media consumption."
"I LOVE the openness the new administration has brought to government. Now that I don't have to hide my bottomless greed, corruption and cynicism, I have so much more time each day to get important things done!"
Government Spending...Government Shortage