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'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'
"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."
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"We're done - there's nothing left in the world to bastardize."
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"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."
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The End of the Internet
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"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."
I.R.S.: In the event of government shutdowns, no loopholes will be closed.
'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'
Although they did not win first place, group 2's depiction of the government shutdown was a crowd favorite.
The weekend no one did any home improvements or even mowed a lawn.
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'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'
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'He's had a complete career shutdown - get a copy of Marketing Week now!'
"It's not really so much a new start-up as a soon to be shut-down."
Old Normal/New Normal
Tags:covid-19, covid 19, coronavirus, corona-virus, corona virus, epidemic, pandemic, pandemics, epidemics, outbreak, global, global health crisis, global health emergency, public health crisis, public health emergency, lockdown, lockdowns, shutdown, shutdowns, aviation, new normal, flight crew, flight crews, cabin crew, cabin crews, airline, airlines, air travel, social distancing, physical distancing, six feet, two metres, 2 metres, two meters, 2 meters, flight attendant, flight attendants
"But what if we shutdown the government and nobody noticed?"
Fingerpointing at US Congress
"The EPA is being shut down."
Nature during lockdown
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