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'We close at six.'
Closed for cleaning.
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Tags:out to lunch, lunch, crazy, crazed, craziness, gone crazy, mad, gone mad, insane, gone insane, surreal, surrealism, strange, strange image, sign, signs, signage, play on words, word play, word-play, shop, shops, store, stores, storefront, shopfront, closed, closed for lunch, open, octopus, balloon, clown, scary, scared, modern life, work, working, working world, modern, modern world
Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'
"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."
Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.
Closed for the Season
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Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.
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"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."
"It's been like this since Thatcher got here...."
Movies, Groceries, Bail Bonds, Shoe laces
How to reach us.
Lanes Closed for Spite
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Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".
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Out to Lunch
'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'
"Closed until further notice."
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Information booth closed: The worst part was that no one could tell them why.
'Are you SURE this is what he meant by a 'quiet' funeral?'
"You know very well it's a good ten minutes till closing, Charlie."
'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'
Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
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