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"Dealing with Iran was the easy part. Now we need to deal with Congressional Republicans."
"Four terms in Congress have giveb me the kind of ying which I believe could make some real yang out here in the private sector."
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'Congress presented its report on simplifying the tax code today - it's 4,385 pages long.'
Take A Bite
'I don't care what the U.S. Congress does with the Bill of Rights. Up here, we do not amend the 10 Commandments.'
"Lately, I miss the do-nothing Congress."
'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'
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"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."
"If I'm not re-elected, I'll go back to my consulting business. I advise members of congress on how to be re-elected."
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"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."
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Cigar Bar: We're OK with trade with Cuba and welcome Cuban Cigars!
Sorry, we don't have money for health care.
"Check it out..! We've developed a turkey with a tiny brain and absolutely no backbone!"
Tags:spineless, spinelessness, congressman, congress, united state congress, u.s. congress, us congress, congressional representative, congressional representatives, politician, politicians, wimp, wimps, idiot, idiots, moron, morons, genetic modification, genetically modified, turkey, turkeys, gm food, gm foods
GOP Congress is about to fall victim to the 2017 elections.
Internet Privacy Overturned
"What happened to all those rational Republicans we used to work with on bipartisan legislation...?"
Congress can't do a great a job.
"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."
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Go and sin no more.
"I forget -- am I your crony, or are you my crony?"
The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.
"People who live within their income are all right, I guess, but they don't make very reliable VOTERS."
Tags:voter, voters, live within your means, living within your means, income level, income levels, reliable voter, reliable voters, voter, voters, pander, panders, pandering, politician, politicians, political system, political systems, congress, us congress, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives
"We were thinking...how about a nice frozen turkey instead?"