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US Government Shutdown
"I understand Senator Quigley was really counting on that raise."
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The house apropos-of-nothing committee
'Wait, I have a coupon for $500,000 off that hammer.'
"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."
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'The F.D.A. has recalled everything!'
"Would say this tweet puts us at DEFCON 3 or 4?"
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"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."
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'He says everyone knows him as Uncle Sam. Around here we just call him Bailout Benny.'
United States Government Pumpkin
"You've reached the U.S. Government. We're on vacation. Please leave a message."
'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'
"It's a great treaty, but do we trust us?"
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'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'
"Keep Barbara Bush in the White House!"
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'Seems the only thing that works over thirty years is to starve you to death now.'
Hey UK! So you want to get Assange from the Ecuadorian embassy...Do not enter without consent, don't use force, respect their sovereignty. . . some guidelines he may or may not abide by himself.
'All these charitable contributions- You think you can take care of poor people better than the Government can, do you?'
Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.
Budget deficits happen.
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Vote for less government.
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Where we can't seem to get to....responsible govt.
A New Era of Transparency
Government and Opposition