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The wise men are followed by an auditor.
"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
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"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."
Game shows for I.R.S. agents.
'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'
'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
Death and Taxes
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'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'
Three Financial Experts and One Jerk
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Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."
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'Did you get any feedback on that audit report?'
'I wonder if you could shed some light on this department's high 'miscellaneous expenditure' total?'
'Our filing system could perhaps benefit from a little critical analysis.'
'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'
'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'
'You're right, the numbers don't lie. That's your job.'
"If we defund schools, will my grades go away?"
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Luck of the IRS.
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
The Lone Auditor
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'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'
'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'
"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"