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'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating room, operating rooms, media, news, newspaper, newspapers, magazine, magazines, technology, online, fake news, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, headline, headlines, anaesthetized, anaesthetize, anesthetized, anesthetize, anaesthetised, anaesthetise, anaesthetist, anaesthetists, anesthetist, anesthetists, painkiller, painkillers, numbing, numb, numbed
The Great Canadian Novel
Tags:canada, canadian, canadians, canuck, canucks, great white north, people, book, books, novel, novels, literature, author, authors, writer, writers, famous author, famous writer, famous authors, famous writers, book title, book titles, language, wordplay, word play, technology, satellite dish, satellite dishes, satellite television, satellite tv, satellite t.v., television, tv, t.v.
"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."
Tags:technology, modern technology, modern technologies, technological development, waste, wastage, wasteful, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fault, faulty equipment, consumer, consumers, consumerism, customer service, repairman, repairmen, repairperson, tv repairman, tv repairmen, tv repairperson, tv televison, widescreen tv, faltscreen tv, largescreen tv, western world, wealth, wealthy, wealthy society, excess, excess wealth, excessive wealth, throwaway culture, western culture, throw-away culture, throwaway society, throw-away society
"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."
Tags:energy, energies, renewable, renewables, power, energy source, energy sources, renewable energy, outrage, outrages, modern life, technology, technologies, annoy, annoying, irritate, outraged, screen, screens, word play, play on words, pun, puns, anger, angers, environment, environmental, environmental issues, global warming, climate change, renewable energy sources, frustrate, frustrating
"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, gift, gifts, present, presents, jewellery, jewelry, accessory, accessories, necklace, necklaces, locket, lockets, hair, strand, strands, dna, deoxyribonucleic acid, science, genetics, biology, modern romance, modern couple, modern couples, technology, intimate, personal, personalised, personalized
"Want to know how many steps we took?"
Tags:exercise tracker, exercise trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, physical fitness, tech, techie, techies, technology, wearable, wearables, step, steps, step counter, step counters, counting steps, mountain, mountains, mountain climber, mountain climbers, exercise, exercises, exercising, pedometer, pedometers, irrelevant, irrelevance, summit, summits, peak, peaks, mountaintop, mountaintops, achievement, achievements, measure, measures, measurement, measurements, measuring
"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"
"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."
Tags:snake, snakes, giant snake, giant snakes, boa constrictor, boa constrictors, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, cell, cells, phone settings, phone setting, internet settings, internet setting, browset settings, browser setting, privacy setting, privacy settings, technology, new technology, bad with technology, tech support, it support
"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
Tags:internet, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, prototype, protoypes, early version, early versions, internet traffic, web browser, web browsers, beta, beta version, beta versions, beta test, beta tests, beta testing, progress, interest, human interest, technology, technological development, tech industry, tech industries, technological progress, progressing, computer, computers, computing, computing power, computer power
"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".
Tags:book, books, novel, novels, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, retail, damage, damaged, damages, tape, tapes, audio tape, audio tapes, cassette tape, cassette tapes, audiobook, audiobooks, tape, tapes, books on tape, shopping, technology, rewind, rewinding, sale, sales, cheap, deal, deals, 90s, the nineties, 80s, the eighties, modern life
"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."
Tags:technology, tech, girl scout cookies, cookies, cookie, biscuit, biscuits, sweet treat, sweet treats, thin mints, cryptocookies, cryptocookie, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, crypto currency, crypto currencies, bitcoin, digital, digital copy, digital copies, unsatisfying, intangible, non-physical
"Cloning is an imperfect science."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dead, death, cloning, animal cloning, cloning pets, clone, clones, technology, science, biology, genetics, artificial cloning, reproductive cloning, modern life, imperfect, imperfect science, pet, pets, pet owner, immortal, immortality, immortality fantasy, immortality fantasies
"I need a more interactive you."
Tags:technology, computer, computers, addicted, addict, addicts, addiction, internet, online, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, techie, techies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, angry, upset, reality, interactive, communication, modern life
Employees of the Month
Tags:immigrants, immigration, build the wall, taking our jobs, robot, robots, robotics, employee, employees, employee of the month, robotics engineer, robotics engineering, robotics engineers, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics, electronics engineering, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, engineering, engineers, engineer, robot takeover, politics, government, tech, technology
"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."
Tags:tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, follow, follower, social, social media, couple, couples, date, dates, red flag, warning, warning signs, argue, argues, argument, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, married, married life, marriage, gossip, gossips, gossiping, rumor, rumour, rumors, rumours
"Perhaps I'll enjoy sharing what's on your iPod, honey, when Hell freezes over."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, when hell freezes over, sharing, sharing music, music, musical taste, musical tastes, different tastes, modern life, modern music, modern parenting, enjoy, appreciate, mp3 player, mp3 players, music player, music players, smartphone, smartphones, electronic device, electronic devices, technology, headphones, earphones, ear buds, earbuds, family life, family, families
A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
Tags:dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets
"No, snub-chat. It deletes your messages before they're delivered."
"Your sister got another promotion."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, cape, capes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fighters, signal, signals, message, messages, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, adult child, promotion, promotions, promoted, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, competition, competitive, technology, modern life
Tags:religion, religious, god, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, app, apps, application, applications, technology, praying, prayer, prayers, plague, plagues, weather, apocalypse, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, prophet, prophets, love, romance, soulmate, soulmates, holy book, bible, bibles, biblical, devil, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, game, games, social media, social networking, social network, social networks
"We blew a fuse."
Tags:science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, assistant, assistants, electricity, power, electric, electronic, electronics, blew a fuse, blow a fuse, fuse, fuses, off, no power, blackout, blackouts, problem, problems, technology, modern life
"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
Tags:materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic
"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."
Tags:password, passwords, internet, internet problems, good ideas, best ideas, new ideas, running out of ideas, technology, privacy, internet privacy, security, internet security, protect, protection, new password, new passwords, forgotten password, forget password, modern life, modern problems, online, website, websites, internet password, internet passwords, computer, computers, computer password, computer passwords, writers block, writer's block, account, accounts