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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
Tags:bedside manner, bed side manner, surgeon, surgeons, consultant, consultants, medical, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, patient, patients, suffer, suffering, spiritual, listen, listens, sympathy, empathy, negligent, negligence, procedure, medical student, medical students, med student, med students, training, robotic, robotics, demeanor, demeanour, eye contact
"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
Tags:board, boards, motion, motions, short, shorter, chair, chairs, chair legs, away, holiday, vacation, absent, absentee, missing, demote, demoted, make fun, tease, shorten, play around, joke, prank, pranks, serious, formal, procedure, procedures, board of directors, teasing, pranking, pranker, practical joke
"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."
Tags:coin flip, coin toss, game of chance, coin, coins, heads, tails, heads or tails, office, offices, work place, work, work places, lazy, unenthusiastic, unmotivated, bored, not bothered, unbothered, inconsistent, procedure, protocol, analytics, analysis, procedures, protocols, random, random chance
Plaque on judge's desk: 'No tipping.'
Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.
"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
Tags:procedure, procedures, surgery, surgeries, weakness, weaknesses, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, heroes, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
"Although it may be a simple procedure, keep in mind that it comes with the risk of being billed for a major operation."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, procedure, procedures, simple, small, major, major operation, major operations, major surgery, major surgeries, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, risk, risks, risky, dangerous, danger, dangers, keep in mind, health insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare
'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'
'Your proposal is innovative but I'm afraid I can't use it. I'm comfortable with the current failing procedures.'
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
Tags:medical treatment, medical treatments, invasive treatment, invasive treatments, procedure, procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, healthcare, health cover, doctor, doctors, medicine, intelligence agent, beating, beatings, beating up, beaten up, beat up, beats up, alternative medicine, alternative healthcare, quack, quacks
'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'
"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."
Tags:procedure, procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, experiment, experiments, experimental, medication, medications, gas, gasoline, petrol, pump, pumps, fill her up, fill 'er up, service station, service stations, petrol station, petrol stations, trial, trials, trial clinic, trial clinics, technique, techniques, new technique, new techniques, hospital bed, hospital beds, hospitalized, hospitalization
'The monitors all show that you're dead... but to be sure, we'll need to run some more tests.'
'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'
"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."
Pointless bureacracy/memos/policies and protocols.
'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'
'How do you want to remove the tooth?'
Job Safety - Valves.
The Experimental Procedure
Tags:doctor, experimental medicine, surgeon, surgery, doctors, experiment, experimental procedure, procedure, procedures, pig, pigs, scientist, scientists, form, forms, waver, wavers, lab rat, lab rats, operation, operations, operating, operated, experiments, chance, chances, paranoia, paranoid, treatment, treatments, trial, trials, clinical trial, clinical trials
'Your Honour, I call Nigel from the Pub ... expert witness on whatever you like.'
"Well, there is one more procedure I've always wanted to try."
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, patient, patients, trial and error, trials and errors, effort, efforts, unethical, unethical behaviour, unethical practice, unethical practices, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, attitude, attitudes, testing, test, tests, tested, procedure, procedures, operation, operations, hospital, hospitals, desperate, desperation, take advantage of, takes advantage of, taking advantage of, took advantage of
'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'
"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, leaving, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, luggage, baggage, evacuation, evacuations, emergency, emergencies, procedure, procedures