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"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."
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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."
Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.
"They made some pretty drastic cuts in our execution budget."
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'We need 2,000 new prison officers. The government is keen to provide employment to ex-offenders. Plus you know the ropes.'
A clown in front of the US Capital juggling three balls: Economy, Health Care and War. A fourth ball, 'Everything Else,' is bouncing on the ground.
"Hey, …. Could you help a guy qualify for federal matching funds?"
"I think they may be ready for discharge now!"
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"I just heard that when you die your social security checks stop!"
"We're looking for a place that hasn't been affected by the sequester."
ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'
Home schooling recomended
'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'
'Taxidermist? No, no...I consider myself a 'tax enthusiast.' But I agree that I captured his essence, and he looks very natural.'
'G-Get on? And risk a heart attack?'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'The definition of feasible seems to be a moving target here.'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system?'
Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'How is colonizing the moon and hollowing it out to hold enough fuel to run a giant jet engine for 4,000 years feasible?...Girl-logic gives my brain lockjaw...'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'I'm banking on the word 'feasible' as a safety net.'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'