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School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'
'Pushing to the front of the queue is an automatic fail, I'm afraid, Mr. Singh.'
'And in the next part of the ceremony you will swear allegiance to the Queen.'
Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.
"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."
I'm not sure that's the sort of oath to the state that Gordon Brown had in mind!
'Congratulations, you've sworn the oath of British Citizenship.'