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"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'
Ask Us About Our Ordeal
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"Of course, I'm merely thinking out loud, but why don't we just quit?"
The Struggle Over Europe
Great Moments in Computer History: Marie Antoinette's spreadsheet shows the peasants have no bread, but lots of cake.
'I hereby claim this land for all future renaissance festivals and maybe a shakespeare festival or two!'
"We'll always have Paris."
The Rise of the Vandals
"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
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"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"
"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"
"Sire, why sign the peace treaty now? In three more years we could call this the thirty year war."
The Ottoman Empire
'What the ... ? Eric is wearing underwear.'
'Thank you. Now let me tell you the one about the Polish border!'
The Rise and Fall of the Roman Umpire
The Leaning Tower of Pisa finally explained: The architect had astigmatism.
Attila The Bum.' Attila the Hun Made Bad Investments with his plunder.
Facism 1922-1945: 'It's what fell out of Mussolini's pockets when they hung him.'
Millennials and the Holocaust