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The First Commandment Of Euro-Diplomacy:Thou Shalt Not Parley Without Bottled Water
"Oh, how very French."
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"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!
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"They are nice falls, aren't they? I've always hoped someone would discover them."
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The Euro-Trash Trashcan
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"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."
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"How can Greece be doing so badly? Everyone I know is eating Greek yogurt."
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"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
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"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"
"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."
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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"We'll always hate Paris."
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"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."
"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."
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Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.
The Struggle Over Europe
"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"
"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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The First Continental Breakfast
'He broke an EU Directive.'